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MacBinary | 1996-10-21 | 2.6 KB | [clpt/drag]
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Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`10%`	dexvert	MacBinary `(archive/macBinary)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	MacBinary II, inited, Mon Oct 21 18:21:51 1996, modified Mon Oct 21 18:21:51 1996, creator 'drag', type 'clpt' "Husband & Wife", at 0x80 2505 bytes resource Apple HFS/HFS+ resource fork, map offset 0x989, map length 0x6e, data length 0x889, at 16 0xdffea9f0, nextResourceMap 0x1e16454, fileRef 0x16c6, list offset 0x1c, name offset 0x6e, 4 types, 0x54455854 'TEXT' * 1 resource offset 0x22	default (weak)
`99%`	file	data	default
`74%`	TrID	Mac Text clippings (MacBinary)	default
`25%`	TrID	MacBinary 2	default (weak)
`100%`	siegfried	fmt/1762 MacBinary (II)	default
`100%`	lsar	MacBinary	default
id metadata
key	value
macFileType	`[clpt]`
macFileCreator	`[drag]`
hex view
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